Life Is Going To Be the Death of Me
Remember how I vowed to stick to my diet and exercise program no matter what life threw at me? How I planned to take care of me first and how that was going to enable me to take care of everything else?
Ha, ha, ha!!
Who was I kidding?
Right now, I am staring down a box of donuts; a box of donuts that has been calling to me in the sing-song siren call of EVIL for the past eighteen minutes.
Box of donuts, are trying to seduce me? Do you think your pink frosted goodness will break down my willpower? Do you think, for one minute, that I am going to abandon all semblance of dedication to my own good health?
Well, you may be right but, that doesn't mean that I'm going down without a fight.
Ha, ha, ha! Who am I kidding?
Come here, donut.