We Don’t Sell Clues, Either
Today, a man openly and loudly berated me for not having any cranberry juice in stock and, Oh, my good heavens, was it because I am stupid? Do I not know how good cranberry juice is for people? He's man's got urinary tract issues and he needs the magical juice of the cranberry so, how can it be that we don’t sell cranberry juice?!! How?! How can it be?!!!
To which I replied, dude, this is a hardware store.
We do sell signs, though and, here's yours
That'll be $1.50, asshole.