Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Overheard

Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a heater,
accidentally turned it on
and burned off his wiener….

Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a donkey,
stuck his finger up his butt
and called it Hershey’s chocolate!

This offending little ditty was being sung by the Man-Cub when I got home from work today which, in and of itself is horrifying; add the fact that he was singing it to the neighbor’s six year old son whom The Teenager was babysitting at the time, while making suggestive hand motions toward both his wiener and his butt and you have the Trifecta of Horrifying.

Also, my older sister just read this and declared Karmic victory for all the times I encouraged her son to sing The Diarrhea Song in mixed company.

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