The busiest day of the year for florists, chocolatiers, and private investigators.
I'm not even kidding about the third one on that list which, is just...sad.
Anyway, I personally employed the services of none of the above-mentioned professionals, opting instead to drape myself across a strange bed for a groping by someone I only see once a year.
The groping was quick and painless, just the way I like it and I can now check "Annual PAP Smear" off my to-do list for the year.
Well, what did you think I meant?
Seriously, though, happy Valentines Day, if that is your thing. Happy Early Cancer Detection Day, if it isn't.
As an aside, I really, really hate the word, smear.
That is all.