Tuesday, February 14, 2012

It's Valentines Day!

The busiest day of the year for florists, chocolatiers, and private investigators.

I'm not even kidding about the third one on that list which, is just...sad.

Anyway, I personally employed the services of none of the above-mentioned professionals, opting instead to drape myself across a strange bed for a groping by someone I only see once a year.

The groping was quick and painless, just the way I like it and I can now check "Annual PAP Smear" off my to-do list for the year.

Well, what did you think I meant?

Seriously, though, happy Valentines Day, if that is your thing. Happy Early Cancer Detection Day, if it isn't.

As an aside, I really, really hate the word, smear.

That is all.

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