I know it sounds like it, but, I'm not really complaining. Mostly because the freshmen and sophomores are tiny compared to the juniors and seniors- hell, they are tiny compared to past years' freshmen and sophomores- the chances of them actually reaching the center of my hood were slim to none, and, let's not even mention the roof.
They did the best they could, given their diminutive stature.
And, they were cute, so they totally get a pass.
Besides, I ended up driving through the mountains to surprise my mom with an early birthday dinner, so, it isn't like the car was going to stay clean, anyway.
And, like I said, they are cute.
Although, probably not quite as cute as my friend's kids and their lemonade stand. Even teenagers agree that lemonade stands trump freshmen standing on tip-toe to wash cars. I mean, really, there is no contest.
That's right, ladies. I am adorable.