My session with the personal trainer went really well! My arms are now so fatigued, I fear I may never raise a wineglass, again. This is especially unfortunate considering the fact that the trainer has no beef with wine consumption. As for the answers to my other questions:
1. She assured me that she falls far, far to the right of the Profanity Tolerance Scale, in fact, she warned me that she has no filter, is completely uncensored, and, may offend me on occassion, which? Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! She has soooo much to learn.
2. When I asked about the crying, she clucked her tongue at me and said, "Oh, come on, now; you're better than that".
3. As I said, wine, check! She does insist that I eat a good deal of protein following heavy workouts, but, wine is totally allowed as a chaser.
4. For the record, she is fine with clients who puke and/or pass out. As far as urinary incontinence goes, she actually said "You know there are exercises for that, right?"
I am in such good hands.