Anyhoodle, since the Cub is living off campus this year, I included some inexpensive decorations in the package, to help him and his roommates get into the Halloween spirit. I also included some food, because, starvation is currently the scariest thing facing the kids.
Naturally, the mental picture of starving college students brought to mind the image of zombies, which, are totally Halloween appropriate, so...
....a zombie themed Halloween box was born.
In the box:
Halloween Door Cover
Zombie Crossing Sign
Bloody Keep Out Window Clings
Zombie Survival Guide
Monster Mash Coffee Mug
Deadpool Lounging Pants
Pumpkin Carving Tools
LED Pumpkin Light
Edible Eyeballs and Boogers
Poppable Zits (Disgusting! The Cub's gonna love them!)
Two boxes of Hamburger Helper
One box of Little Debbie Star Crunch Treats
One box of Little Debbie Brownies
One package of trail mix
Three All-fruit Snack Bars
Barring any other random federal holidays, the Cub should receive it tomorrow, assuming the USPS doesn't hold up delivery due to the suspicious nature of the packaging, which, included bloody handprints.
Hey, what do they expect? It's almost Halloween!