Thursday, May 23, 2019

Please Disregard Previous Post

If you read yesterday's post, you know that I was certain that end times were near. If you haven't read it, scroll back and acquaint yourself with the content; go ahead, I'll wait...

...done? Great!

Now, disregard that dire warning about the impending Doomsday, because, today Hugh managed to lose a sixteen thousand dollar check in the space of time that it took between me endorsing it and him walking to his truck, which was parked in our garage.

And, although he located the check within minutes of misplacing it, the balance of power in our home was restored.

I actually felt the Earth shifting back on its axis, resulting in us narrowly avoiding total catastrophe.

I'm sure you're all relieved.

I would, however, keep your bunker stocked, you know, just in case.


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