Friday, April 22, 2022

Friday Favorites: The One With All the Asides

If I said I was happy to see Friday, I would be vastly understating my joy. This week has been an ass-kicker. In happier news, I got my hairs did! As an aside, I cannot, for the life of me, remember where I first heard that phrase, but it clearly stuck with me. As another aside, I am actively debating the pros and cons of letting my hair go gray. Obviously, this week, the cons won out. I shall revisit the topic in exactly four weeks. I am sure you'll be on the edge of your seat in anticipation of my decision.

Anyhoodle, on to the things that are tickling my fancy this week! Let's start with the gorgeous tulips that are blooming outside Not So New Job (as yet another aside, do you think it's time to change Not So New Job's name simply to Day Job? Starting the pros and cons list, now...).

One could also debate the pros and cons of consuming the cookies from the new Crumbl Cookies shop that is opening in Hooterville next month (I got a sneak preview because I am cool like that). One the one hand, delicious! I mean, obviously. On the other hand, 350 calories per cookie at a minimum (depends on the flavor). That's...a lot of calorie per bite of deliciousness.

Has that stopped me from eating three quarters of the box? No. No, it has not.

Pro: Life is short. Eat dessert, first!

Con: In the first picture of the Crumbl Cookies box, the trash bag in my car resembles the large glob of the fat that I envision coating my thighs, butt, and waist now that I have consumed three quarters of the box of cookies.

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