I Blame the Egg Nog
This morning I stopped at the convenience store for my morning coffee. As I was checking out the cashier asked me if I had gas and it took me almost a full second to realize that what she meant was; was I buying gas? In that split second I was completely offended by the personal nature of her question.
And, for the record I was not buying gas.
I did have a bit of gas but that is neither here nor there.