I Blame the Egg Nog
This morning I stopped at the convenience store for my morning coffee. As I was checking out the cashier asked me if I had gas and it took me almost a full second to realize that what she meant was; was I buying gas? In that split second I was completely offended by the personal nature of her question.
And, for the record I was not buying gas.
I did have a bit of gas but that is neither here nor there.
This is why I always try to keep dog or two around at all times. They are very handy to blame in situations such as this.
ReplyDeleteOf course, they also cause as much gas as they take the rap for. But like you say, that's neither here nor there.
Good God, I laughed and spit all over my screen. Good thing I wasn't drinking something or the laptop would have been toast.
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