1. On the morning of the thirteenth anniversary of your wife’s twenty-ninth birthday, wake her with kisses and whispers of sweet nothings. Or, feed her chocolate; your call.
2. Take her to dinner at one of the finest restaurants in town. When she orders a third glass of wine, resist the temptation to spout sexual innuendo while waggling your eyebrows at her; the phrase “Looks like I’m gonna get lucky tonight” is a phrase best left for a day not involving the thirteenth anniversary of your wife’s twenty-ninth birthday.
3. Following dinner, take her to see the local community theater’s production of My Fair Lady. Look interested and engaged. Applaud at all the right moments; bonus points for not ditching the theater at intermission.
4. Give her the gift that keeps on giving, a brand new state-of-the-art Kindle.
Thanks for a fabulous thirteenth anniversary of my twenty-ninth birthday, Hugh. You are the best gift I ever got.
P.S. The Kindle is pretty amazing, too.
Happy birthday, Chelle!
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Wise man. ;) Mmm...books...
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday! So jealous of the Kindle!
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