I've Had So Much Radiation, It's A Wonder I'm Not Glowing

I  knocked two more health appointments off my annual "To Do" list this week, and, I have one more to go on Friday.

Yesterday, I had my teeth cleaned and my yearly set of dental x-rays done (no cavities, and, to quote my dentist "What a beautiful set of choppers!).

Today, I faced this behemoth..

..my boobs are at least a quarter inch smaller, thanks to the compression.

Friday, I am scheduled to have my eyes checked, which, shouldn't require x-rays, I mean, right?

Please tell me I'm right; too many more exposures and they will be able to see me from space.