Child A has a volleyball game in a town 45 miles Southeast of Petticoat Junction. Child B has a football game 45 miles Northeast of Petticoat Junction. The towns are 40 miles apart. Game B starts at 4:00. Game A starts at 5:00. How much hair will the Parents of Children A & B pull out while attempting to make it to both games?
Chelle needs to make Gatorade Knox Blox for 42 volleyball players and 31 football players. The recipe calls for 6 cups of Gatorade. The recipe will need to be quadrupled to make enough Knox Blox. How many children will complain about the Knox Blox being fruit flavored instead of (insert flavor here)?
The Teenager needs a dress for Homecoming. Dress A costs $98. Dress B costs $198. Dress A must be ordered online for an additional shipping cost of $12. Dress B costs $198 but is available locally. How many additional dollars will Chelle have to pay in probable marriage counseling if she caves in and purchases Dress B?
Math is hard.