Actually, I got a flu shot. But, since the flu shot is essentially just a small dose of the flu, I totally get to say that I got the flu.
In other news, the Man-Cub made dinner for us tonight. Granted, that dinner consisted of him preheating the oven, opening a box of frozen chicken, placing said chicken on a baking sheet and sticking said baking sheet into the oven, but! I got to come home to less work than I would have, otherwise and my son took responsibility for a chore that he generally prefers to avoid, so; win-win.
Or, winner-winner, chicken dinner, if you will.
And, coincidentally, the flu shot should not be taken by people who are allergic to eggs. Eggs come from chickens. I had the flu shot today and I ate chicken.
Full circle, people.