Tuesday, September 08, 2020

Well, This Sucks. On the Bright Side, It's Totally Normal

Yesterday, the temperature reached almost ninety degrees and I thought for sure I was on the verge of spontaneous combustion as I watered my flowers in the sunshine (turns out, that was actually just the hot flashes).

Today, the high was forty-three degrees and the sky rained slush all day long.

Tonight, there is a very good possibility that we will get a decent freeze, which means that I need to drag my ass outside to cover my hydrangeas, which, ironically, are at the very cusp of blooming (see yesterday: ninety degrees and sunny). I would complain more about that, but, our neighbors on the Eastern Slope are shoveling snow right now, so...yeah. No complaints, here!

Lately, it feels like all I hear is people wishing for a return to normal. Well, folks, this, right here, is the weather version of it for Colorado.

Be careful what you ask for.





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