She Shoots, She Scores! 

Despite this morning’s doomsday predictions of failure (I suuuuuck! I’m going to do so baaaad! This is going to be so embarrassing!), I am pleased to report that; not only did The Teenager not suck but, she scored. Granted, her team lost the game by three points but, for her first foray into the sport, I have to say; The Teenager kicked ass.

We are, understandably, proud.

Also, her athletic gene can be traced directly back to her maternal grandfather because, as her father, Emily and I agreed at the game; she sure as shit didn’t get it from any of us.

I’m just happy she is having fun and, you know, staying out of the Principal’s office.

KNOCK ON WOOD.