I Wonder If Muzzling the Children Would Be Considered a Chargeable Offense

I should probably check with my girlfriend, who works for Social Services, to be sure. In the meantime, surely a little duct tape couldn’t hurt, right? I mean, I’m trying to watch Survivor and The Teenager will. Not. Shut. Up.

So far, I have heard every detail of every offense given her today (Meeelions), a replay of each conversation she had, in its’ entirety and; I have been forced to listen to a running dialogue between her and her brother who, come to think of it, is also quite the chatty Cathy this evening.

Ordinarily, I love conversing with my offspring. I welcome animated exchanges with them and can be counted on to hold up my end of the conversation but, right now; me no want talkie-talkie!

So, yeah, muzzling; pro or con? Discuss.

But, quietly; I am watching Survivor.