This Is Even Better Than Having a Fairy Godmother

I arrived home this evening to find this...

...because one of our best customers at the store held an event recently and he just happened to have some leftovers that he thought I might be able to put to good use at one of those "porch things" I do.

You know what this means, don't you?

I have my very own Wine Fairy. Aren't you just the teensiest bit jealous?

No?

Well, would you be jealous if I told you that I also have a leprechaun?

No?

What  if I told you it was a Beer Leprechaun?

Uh, huh, that's what I thought.