I am still woefully behind on my holiday baking. Despite having every intention of baking something each night this week; I have fallen short of my goals and baked nothing. It's becoming Situation Critical all up in here.
You know who isn't concerned in the least?
He's all, "Heyyy, no worries; we're just chillin' in this giant wine glass. It's allll good."
Dee Nyall, you see, is not responsible for cookie baking, so, of course he has no worries. I should also point out that he is not "chillin" in a giant wine glass; I don't even own wine glasses that big. Which? Why don't I own wine glasses that big? I'm afraid I might be missing an opportunity, here.
And, I digress.
So, the plan for this evening involves a little quality time in the kitchen, SO HELP ME, GOD.
Or, if God is really busy; SO HELP ME BOTTLE OF WINE FOR WHICH I AM GOING TO PROCURE GIANT GLASSES, TODAY.