It's Good to Have Goals

I am still woefully behind on my holiday baking. Despite having every intention of baking something each night this week; I have fallen short of my goals and baked nothing. It's becoming Situation Critical all up in here.

You know who isn't concerned in the least?

Dee Nyall.

He's all, "Heyyy, no worries; we're just chillin' in this giant wine glass. It's allll good."

Dee Nyall, you see, is not responsible for cookie baking, so, of course he has no worries. I should also point out that he is not "chillin" in a giant wine glass; I don't even own wine glasses that big. Which? Why don't I own wine glasses that big? I'm afraid I might be missing an opportunity, here.

And, I digress.

So, the plan for this evening involves a little quality time in the kitchen, SO HELP ME, GOD.

Or, if God is really busy; SO HELP ME BOTTLE OF WINE FOR WHICH I AM GOING TO PROCURE GIANT GLASSES, TODAY.