Y'all, Petticoat Junction had its first Holiday Decorating Contest since 2020. I was certain I was a shoo-in for the top three. Did that happen? No, no, it did not.
Honorable mention?
How?!
I had it all, folks! I had a choir!
Santa and Mrs. Claus!
Do you want to know what I lost to? A bunch of twelve-foot inflatable polar bears and some string lights. I'm not even kidding.
I would show you the pictorial evidence, but I don't need that garbage on my page.
Hugh keeps telling me I am not showing the holiday spirit with this attitude, and he's probably right. He's also the reason I didn't place, given that he's the Mayor pro-temp of Petticoat Junction. It would have smelled of favoritism, so really, it's all his fault.
He also spent two days in freezing temperatures putting up all these glorious blow molds, so I can't hold this defeat against him.
Sigh.
Honorable mention, bah humbug.
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