Thursday, August 30, 2007

He Who Forgets History Is Doomed To Repeat It

Once a month; I get wicked cravings for things that are Very Bad For Me. Things like bagels slathered in veggie cream cheese and pink frosted donuts with sprinkles and French fries dipped in chocolate (Ever tried it? No? Do not judge me!). These cravings signal the approach of the Raging PMS Monster and, while I know this, I never fail to ask myself; what the fuck?

And, so it was that I woke up this morning with a strong, nay-urgent-desire for a McGriddles sandwich despite the fact that I have never in my life tasted a McGriddles sandwich and am not entirely certain that they still exist on any McDonald’s menu in the free world. Do they? I have no idea. Still, the thought of eating what is basically a pancake and sausage sandwich caused me to drool in a manner the likes of which Pavlov’s dogs would have admired and once again, I had to ask myself; what the fuck?

Clearly the Raging PMS Monster employs the mind erase tactic demonstrated by Will Smith in that movie, Men in Black; it can be the only explanation.

For the record; I did not eat a McGriddles sandwich this morning.

But, only because I got distracted by a donut first.


  1. I know what you mean. Every month, I wonder why it is that everyone just TRIES to make me rip their head off and then cry like I just lost my favorite kitten.

  2. boy do i know what you mean! ususally mine is like V8 with pickle juice. Not just any v8 though it must be spicy.
    Or it can get worse I swear. But thats a pretty common one. But my problem is that I have nerve damage and hurt like someone is stabbing me in the back for 3-5 days, during which I want to kill any man that comes into my line of vision. Not to mention I absolutely drool at the thought of red meat. Adam is to the point that he gets me a steak rice bowl from pepper jax every month at the beginning of the week that it starts cause he is trying to stay on my less cranky side.
    why do we have to go through all of this just to have kids one day? its not fair if you ask me....

  3. I haven't had a McGriddles in a while, but yes, they are TASTY!

  4. I usually crave something like avocados or doritos, that being said chocolate is always on my mind!!