Thursday, September 20, 2007

Must. Stop. Eating. Hershey’s. Kisses

I bought a huge bag of the tinsel-wrapped temptations for a trade show that I did a while back and, when I ended up with more than half the bag left over; I shoved it to the darkest most recesses of a filing cabinet drawer, convincing myself that out-of-sight meant out-of-mind.

A strategy that might have worked for a regular simpleton but, not for me. I’m no regular simpleton, after all and, now, my mind has some ‘splaining to do to my waistline.

On the other hand, if I were an alien-slash-government-conspiracy theorist type of person who believed that aliens can control our thoughts on behalf of the united states government; I would have more than enough foil from which to fashion a most lovely brainwave-blocking hat. *

Or, I could recycle the foil, thus saving our planet from additional pollution and doing my part to reduce the effects of Global Warming. You know, if Global Warming actually existed.

Kidding! I totally believe in Global Warming regardless of what the aliens and our government would have me believe. Otherwise, I might just need that aluminum hat.

*And, yes; these types of people actually exist. And, no; I'm not linking them. They kinda freak me out. But, do feel free to Google aluminum hat to your hearts content.

1 comment:

Dana said...

You mean aliens/government can't control our thoughts? Sheesh. I can't believe I spent all that money on my foil hat.