And, feelings might get hurt.
I'm speaking hypothetically, of course. Or, not.
On the bright side, I bet if this duck used just a titch of product in his hair, his mother would tell him his new haircut looks just like the hair of an unruly twelve-year-old-boy. Of course, then the mama duck would be in the doghouse, too.
The moral of this story is: Never compliment your child's new haircut by comparing it to that of a precious baby animal because nothing good can come from it.