I was just watching The Today Show, during which; Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb were discussing things that they consider strange. One of Kathie Lee's big no-no's appears to be accompanying her friends to public restrooms. Hoda, on the other hand, has no problem with peeing in the company of her friends, she will even go so far as to join them in restrooms without individual stalls; an admission that just about made Kathie Lee's head spin like Linda Blair's in that one movie.
This brings me to the following two conclusions:
1) Kathie Lee has no close girlfriends. I say this because, in the twenty-some years that I have known The Girls, I have had occasion to share bathrooms with them in at least four states and two countries. I have peed in tandem with them on numerous occasions in public restrooms and in the great outdoors when a restroom was unavailable. We have also peed together in locations that are not actually appropriate for peeing, but; I can't really get into that. Plus, I blame the Devil Tequila. So, yeah; Kathie Lee has no true friends.
2) Hoda would be way more fun to hang out with; I don't care how much wine Kathie Lee drinks.
The end.
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