Saturday, April 05, 2014

Note to My Future Self

Dear Chelle:

In the interest of protecting your sanity, physical well-being, and emotional balance, I (you, us, whatever) urge you to resist the urge to be lazy when it comes time to pull the vegetation from the garden later this fall.

Trust me (you, us, whatever) when I say; pulling that shit out when it is still somewhat flexible and the soil is somewhat loose will save you many a pulled muscle, angrily muttered curse word, and at least a few tears over trying to pull it out next spring, when the ground is hard and unforgiving and the vegetation has morphed into hard, prickly brambles from Hell.

Sincerely,
Me (you, us, whatever)

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