Thursday, September 09, 2021

How to Turn a Teacup into a Saucer

I had my annual mammogram yesterday, and, while the process still requires the sandwiching of each boob between panes of lucite for thirty agonizing seconds, an upgrade in technology has made it unnecessary to hold your breath while said sandwiching occurs. It's amazing how much impact such a small change can have, y'all.

 I kind of enjoy breathing.

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