Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Conversations With Random Strangers

This morning, while getting my daily coffee at the coffee shop, I had the following conversation with a large burly man.

Chelle: I’m sorry, I’m standing right in your way (I was blocking the regular coffee pot).
Burly Man: No, you’re fine; I’m going for the frou-frou coffee.
Chelle: Ah.
Burly Man: Drinking frou-frou coffee doesn’t make me any less of a man.
Chelle: Well, of course not.
Burly Man: Besides, I put it in a dirty cup.
Chelle: Yes, well, that would suck the frou-frou right out of it.

That conversation, by the way, is totally indicative of the characters residing in my community and the main reason why I can never move; normal people bore me now.


  1. I just LOVE reading your conversations!!! I keep thinking I'll put some on my blog, but I can't ever "realize" any. Maybe I don't have good conversations?

  2. HAHA! I think the dirty cup comment is hysterical!

  3. If you were in Texas I would really begin to wonder if we were in the same town!