Monday, July 02, 2007

So…It’s July

and, Operation Hottie by July is now Operation Hottie by the End of July So Help Me God.

Yeah, I don’t hold out much hope, either.

Anyhoo, I have managed to achieve a state of ignorant bliss regarding the situation. I recognize that I love the Starbucks orange crème frappucinos, Krispie Kreme donuts and Cheese-It crackers far too much for my own good. I also realize that, to separate myself from them would be futile. On the bright side, I have come to enjoy my daily workouts again so, it’s a 50/50 proposition regarding whether or not my ass will eventually overtake the universe.

In the meanwhile, as long as my jeans still fit; I’m good.

Speaking of which, remember my quest for the Holy Grail, AKA: The Perfect Jeans? Yes? And, remember how thrilled I was with my purchase of a pair of Seven for all Mankind jeans on eBay? Yes? Well, I managed to win two additional auctions for the same cut of jeans and I got them in two different sizes so; one pair is bound to fit me no matter the state of existence of my ass at any given time.

Nirvana. You heard it here first.

3 comments:

Sparky Duck said...

Ok, well, um, hmm. Cheez its are baked, less fat. Coffee and Krispy Kreme are essentials. Maybe skipping dinner? :)

Finlands finest said...

I'm glad that you will always have a good pair of jeans!!

Erika said...

I guess I am going to have to break down and try a pair of Sevens. Everything I read talks about how wonderful they are.