and, Operation Hottie by July is now Operation Hottie by the End of July So Help Me God.
Yeah, I don’t hold out much hope, either.
Anyhoo, I have managed to achieve a state of ignorant bliss regarding the situation. I recognize that I love the Starbucks orange crème frappucinos, Krispie Kreme donuts and Cheese-It crackers far too much for my own good. I also realize that, to separate myself from them would be futile. On the bright side, I have come to enjoy my daily workouts again so, it’s a 50/50 proposition regarding whether or not my ass will eventually overtake the universe.
In the meanwhile, as long as my jeans still fit; I’m good.
Speaking of which, remember my quest for the Holy Grail, AKA: The Perfect Jeans? Yes? And, remember how thrilled I was with my purchase of a pair of Seven for all Mankind jeans on eBay? Yes? Well, I managed to win two additional auctions for the same cut of jeans and I got them in two different sizes so; one pair is bound to fit me no matter the state of existence of my ass at any given time.
Nirvana. You heard it here first.