and, Operation Hottie by July is now Operation Hottie by the End of July So Help Me God.
Yeah, I don’t hold out much hope, either.
Anyhoo, I have managed to achieve a state of ignorant bliss regarding the situation. I recognize that I love the Starbucks orange crème frappucinos, Krispie Kreme donuts and Cheese-It crackers far too much for my own good. I also realize that, to separate myself from them would be futile. On the bright side, I have come to enjoy my daily workouts again so, it’s a 50/50 proposition regarding whether or not my ass will eventually overtake the universe.
In the meanwhile, as long as my jeans still fit; I’m good.
Speaking of which, remember my quest for the Holy Grail, AKA: The Perfect Jeans? Yes? And, remember how thrilled I was with my purchase of a pair of Seven for all Mankind jeans on eBay? Yes? Well, I managed to win two additional auctions for the same cut of jeans and I got them in two different sizes so; one pair is bound to fit me no matter the state of existence of my ass at any given time.
Nirvana. You heard it here first.
Ok, well, um, hmm. Cheez its are baked, less fat. Coffee and Krispy Kreme are essentials. Maybe skipping dinner? :)ReplyDelete
I'm glad that you will always have a good pair of jeans!!ReplyDelete
I guess I am going to have to break down and try a pair of Sevens. Everything I read talks about how wonderful they are.ReplyDelete