Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Make Mine Blueberry

We have been enjoying some very lovely weather here the past few days. So lovely, in fact, that a change in wardrobe has been necessary. Ordinarily, I love pulling out my Capri’s and light-weight cargo pants at the end of a long winter but, this year, not so much. Let’s just say that I am baking a muffin top and not in a good way.

Thank goodness my heel appears to be responding well to the cortisone shot, daily stretching exercises and new shoes. Once I get my orthopedic inserts, I’ll be all set to get Billy Blanks on my own ass again.

It will not be a minute too soon, I assure you. Get it? Assure.

Ha! I slay me.

But, seriously; the muffin top? Bad.

Blueberry muffin tops with a sprinkling of Sugar in the Raw on top? Good.

Which, come to think of it, is how I got the bad muffin top.

Well, fuck.

**To clarify: The Muffin Top pictured above is not an accurate representation of my muffin top. My muffin top puts that thing to shame. Shame, I say.


  1. Yeah, I have some attractive muffinage going too. I suppose I really should get going on that...LOL!

  2. I am still sporting some lovely muffin top despite working out semi-regularly for the last few months. I'm pretty sure the steady diet of holiday candy ever since freaking HALLOWEEN has been the hitch in my weight loss progress. Who knew?

  3. You know, the way pants are cut nowadays, it is hard not to sport a muffin top no matter how thin you are. Whatever, I give up. ha ha