A Non-Politically Correct Post

I bought a new bottle of OPI today, Princesses Rule! which is about as corny a name as you can get but, polishing my toenails with it raised my spirits, nonetheless and the timing was perfect because I see the podiatrist tomorrow and now he will see that I have lovely, lovely princess feet and not the feet of a cave troll.

What? You're a cave troll?

Oh.

Well, I'm sure your feet are lovely.