Friday, November 11, 2011

News Flash: Teenage Boys Smell Really, Really Bad

While waiting for the Man-Cub's basketball game to start yesterday, the Fearsome Foursome managed to disperse the fans from an entire section of the bleachers just by taking off their shoes. There was an actual green cloud emanating from their feet, I swear. Gagging ensued.

The boys thought the whole thing was hilarious, of course, which led the father of one of them to lean over to me and declare his shock at the fact that teenage girls actually like these boys; how does that happen? I told him that it is clearly a case of hormones over-riding the sense of smell and that, if that didn't happen, our species would die out.

That can be the only explanation.

1 comment:

  1. Peyton, at 9, can already get pretty funky, so I can only imagine! I think the boys in our school just tried to override the smell with lots and lots of cologne!