Friday, March 30, 2012

We Could be a Reality Television Family

Like, one of those crazy families on Doomsday Preppers, or, some such nonsense...

...except, I don't have enough storage space for three hundred rolls of toilet paper. That, and, a naturally high water table prevents us from sinking an emergency bunker in the backyard.

On the bright side, however; I can totally hide behind my children in the event of the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

Double tap.

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