Wednesday, February 17, 2016

A Chain Reaction of Suck

Wake up late -------> Burn finger on curling iron in rush to catch up -------> Lose additional time searching for the burn cream -------> Discover that all clean clothing makes you look a) Fat, or b) Frumpy -------> Finally settle on an outfit, discover that top does not conceal bra straps, say fuck it and throw a cardigan on top, resulting in an outfit that makes you look both fat and frumpy -----> Finally settle down with a cup of coffee, just to hear the cat puking up a hairball on your white carpet -----> Leap up to save carpet, spill coffee on outfit and couch.

Is it too late to start over?

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