I had to give a presentation to a room full of people from the State Department of Education today. Midway through the presentation, I started sweating like a whore in church on Sunday; pit stains were not the lasting impression that I had hoped to leave, but, there you have it.
As an aside, I think it might be time to research a more effective antiperspirant. Also, if I were gifted with a super power, I would choose the ability to actually make the earth open up under my feet, swallowing me, whole.
That is all.