Social Distancing from Pets

If the pets had their way, our entire quarantine experience would take place in one room of the house: the kitchen. And, not only would we maintain six feet of distance, but no one would leave the kitchen without throwing them each a treat.

Which, I may have done, but, only because I needed to use the bathroom and they would not move; desperate times called for desperate measures.

These are the times we're living in, folks.