Have you heard me bitch about the weather enough, lately? No? Good, because I am about to bitch about it again.
I just started the first of a three-day weekend. A holiday weekend. A weekend traditionally known for BBQs, boat trips, lazy mornings on the porch, and other warm-weather activities.
So, what is on the radar for the next three days?
Bah to the fucking humbug, Mother Nature.
In an attempt to show Mother Nature the middle finger, I invested in a few items that make me feel decidedly better. They can be utilized in any weather, but, I am still holding out hope for at least a few hours of sunshine over the next 72 hours.
Take that, Mama N!
-Food Network Magazine, because food porn is my jam (yeah, I said it).
-A love story by James Patterson, perfect for kicking back with on the porch (even if I have to do it under the cover of an old quilt).
-New royal blue earrings, because they are pretty and they will match my patriotic bikini (holding out for that sunshine!).
-Too Faced Semi-Sweet Chocolate Bar eye shadow palette, consisting of summery shades of gold, cocoa, and tan (and, coveted for months).
-OPI nail polish in I Can't Hear Myself Pink (because sandals are happening, rain or shine).
And, there you have it; the perfect remedy for the springtime weather blahs.
(Still holding out for that sunshine, though)