Things I Have Considered Dipping in Chocolate Today

-A banana

-A perfectly plump, large, ruby-red strawberry

-A neon pink marshmallow Peep bunny

-A large package of cinnamon bears

-A 5 lb box of Goldfish pretzels

-A Twinkie

-A 100 calorie package of almonds

Things I have actually dipped in chocolate today

-NOTHING

-NADA

-ZIP

Less than two weeks to go, less than two weeks to go, less than two weeks to go……