The Circle of Trust

Earlier this evening, Hugh leaned in to nuzzle my neck and to “tell me a secret” which almost always ends with him sticking his tongue in my ear just to hear me scream. This time, rather than pulling away from him, I leaned back into him and said “I trust you not to give me a Wet Willie because I love you and I have faith that you will do the right thing”.

He then  proceeded to stick his tongue so far down my ear canal, I'm certain he tasted brain.

The circle, it is broken.

Payback is a bitch and I am a patient, patient woman. Also? Creative.

Be afraid, Hugh; be very afraid.