Contrary to Popular Belief, a Teenager's Fingers Will Not Shrivel Up and Fall Off Following 24 Hours of Texting Deprivation

However, instances of dramatic sighing and eyerolling will increase exponentially. Distraction from the malady can be found in the following:

Furry animals...

 Hammock time...

Fireworks.

And, if all else fails,

 A stern lecture from Mary Poppins doesn't hurt.