Not Surprisingly, Mentos Do Not Propel Rockets

The Man-Cub’s hypothesis regarding the Mentos rockets vs. an engine-driven rocket was proven, leftover Diet Coke and Mentos were consumed and stickiness prevailed.

What was surprising? The fact that ten out of ten 6th graders could not accurately identify the Cub’s 80’s Day costume as being that of one Sonny Crockett of Miami Vice fame.

Four out of five teachers (over the age of 40), however, were all over that shit.