Someone please tell me how a kitten can lose his collar when he:
A) Never leaves the house.
B) Tends to keep his exploring to the main floor of the house, and
C) Is under almost constant supervision.
Now, if you will excuse me; I'm off for round two of searching for Guinness's missing collar. I would make a joke about putting a bell on that darn cat but, yeah, the bell is already on the freaking collar.