Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Ode to the Hazzards of the A.M.

Yesterday, as I made my way down the stairs to start my day, I misjudged the last step and took a minor tumble. I wasn't hurt, unless you count my pride, but, this morning, you can be damn sure I was as careful as I could be on those stairs.

I wish I had been as careful in the kitchen, where I opened the cupboard to grab a coffee cup, just to have the heaviest one I own launch itself off the shelf and into my face.

Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

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