Saturday, August 06, 2016

What Do You Suppose the Facial Equivelent of Muppet Hand Looks Like?

I'll let you know; I just took a wasp sting to the left cheek.

Now, hopefully, my face won't swell up quite as dramatically as my hand did. I did do a few things differently this time; I immediately applied a vinegar compress, popped a Benadryl, iced the area, and, I'm 99.999% certain that I got the stinger out. With any luck, these things will prevent me from sporting the equivalent of Muppet hand.

On the off-chance that it doesn't, my money is on my sporting a close resemblance to the Elephant Man.

I'll let you know.

P.S.
I was totally going to throw up a picture of the actual Elephant Man, but, that only succeeded in making me seriously sad for the guy as well as striking terror in my heart that I will, indeed, end up looking that malformed sometime within the next twenty-four hours, so, I refrained.


P.S.S

Don't worry; if my face does end up that malformed, you're totally getting that picture.



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