Halloween Care Package 2019

The Man-Cub got his Halloween care package today, and, I got to "experience" him opening it while on the phone with him. He was seriously excited about the general theme of the package...

... and, couldn't stop raving about how much he loves the contents, which, followed the theme pretty well, if I do say so, myself. I chose this particular theme because there is nothing scarier to me than the realization that my baby is now a legal drinker.

Shudder

I topped the contents off with some artificial spiderweb and a rubber bat, which provided both insulation for the breakable items inside the box and additional Halloween decorating supplies, in the event that the Cub wants to decorate for the holiday, which, let's get real; this is my son we're talking about.

Halloween is in our blood (I have the DNA to prove it).

In the box:

Pennywise coffee cup

Ouija Board shot glasses

Skull Beer Bong (Yes, really)

Halloween beer koozies

Nutella

Vanilla Bean Latte mix

Werther's Caramel Apple Caramels

Little Debbie's Fall Snack Cakes

Trolli Sour Gummies

Monster Trail Mix

Decorative Caution Tape and Elm Street decorative sign

Motion-activated Jason (plays the classic Friday the 13th ch,ch,ch,ch,hah.hah.hah.hah sounds)

Ouija planchette bottle opener

Jeepers Creepers DVD set