Ghosts of Halloween Costumes Past

Just because we aren't haunting the porch this year doesn't mean that it has to go completely to waste.

 

Hey, girls, I have a joke! Why can't witches have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies...

That is hilarious!

Wait a minute, I thought it was because warlocks have crystal balls!

 

Crystal balls! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!

Witch jokes are sooo racist...

 

You are so uptight, you need to get groovy, man..

Groovy, ha! What's she smoking?

 

I'm not smoking anything; I'm high on life....er...on death, I mean.

Happy Halloween, y'all!