I just took a shot of hairspray to my right eye. It hurt.
Later today, I am heading to Mayberry for that football game that I was talking about yesterday. I really, really hope my eye doesn't swell shut because that would make it really hard to drive.
Also, my hair looks like crap because, after maiming myself with the hairspray, I was afraid to attempt another spray. What if it went rogue? What if I hit the other eye? Then I would be blind, which, would make the fact that I am awaiting bifocals a moot point....hmmm...
...and I digress.
Anyway, I think we can all agree that the most important question is:why is there no warning label on the hairspray can?