Sunday, September 20, 2015

Ugggg. That Is All

Today, while headed to Denver for a conference, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for over an hour; my stance on ever living on the Front Range has been confirmed: Never, Ever, Ever.

In fact, I would rather live on the Alaskan tundra, cold and without internet, than ever spend a day of my life stuck in traffic.

On the bright side, I did have a lot of time to think, and, my invention of a mobile porta-potty service, tasked with providing restroom services to those stuck in gridlock should easily earn me enough money to retire.

Trademark!!

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