Tuesday, July 25, 2017

I Really Wish People Would Keep Their Hands Out of My Orifices

I went to the dentist today to have a filling replaced; it was about as pleasant as having the Nether Bits spelunked by the Good Doctor, but, with the added bonus of drooling and not being able to feel my face for several hours afterward.

I would challenge the universe to get even more creative with my body cavities, but, at this point, I am terrified that it would take me up on it, and, I am in no mood for a colonoscopy.

I am in the mood for wine, though.

Actually, any alcohol at all would suffice.

No comments: