Battle of the Network Stars is on television right now, and, The Gong Show is up next. Did I miss something? Is it 1979? If I change the channel, will I catch an episode of Charlie's Angels or The Love Boat?
And, did you know that they are remaking Dynasty?
DYNASTY, people! Dubbya Tee Eff?
I feel like I need to feather my hair, don a pair of jeans with a roller skate embroidered on the back pocket, and stick an 8 Track cassette in the 8 Track player-I'm in the mood for a little Captain and Tennille.
Love will keep us together, y'all.
And, throwbacks will keep us entertained, apparently.
It's going to be a long summer.