- Double Eviction Night!! Let's cut some of the dead weight, shall we?
- For some reason, every time I see Alex in her adventure guide gear, I am reminded of Snoopy and Woodstock.
- Elena has a lot in common with Daisy Duck. It's the lips, I think.
- How many freaking sweaters did Kevin take into that house?
- Cody is going to marry Jessica....suuuure he is.
- Jason's "x-treme" costume is probably not the most ridiculous outfit he has ever worn; he is a rodeo clown, after all.
- Dear Mark: Elena is really not all that into you. Love, America.
- Dear Houseguests: Paul is going to run away with this game because you are all idiots. Love, Someone With More Than One Shared Brain Cell.
- Mark is really good at puzzles, this is a surprise.
- Josh sucks at puzzles. This is not such a surprise.
- Matt also sucks at puzzles. Good thing he's pretty.
- See, Mark? Even Julie Chen doesn't think Elena is that into you.
- What a sadly disappointing Double Eviction Night.
- Seriously Why am I still watching this show?
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